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Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 
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..because it is like impossible not to stare at…

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…it is so damn hot you stare every damn time you see a post that has that gif in it…

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and if anyone tries to get you off of the computer while you are staring at that gif they get smacked…image

…and even when you look away you know…